how does one look at someone with a ‘ghost of a smile’ 

please tell me how to smile like that

lexcanroar:

Love Hurts by Melanie Churnock 

chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of hear at the end.

“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”

pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

thefrogman:

Cat helps with the laundry.

[video] [h/t: niknak79]

tooaya:

buudog:

venustus101:

[x]

I am jealous of their legs.

ya i needed this

ahaha always the classic

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

dorkygoodness:

Queen